Showing posts with label xena. Show all posts
Showing posts with label xena. Show all posts

Monday, July 12, 2010

The Standard of Success

Once upon a time, I used to watch Xena. Whenever I confess this you will see a smile on my face because, well... wow. I watched Xena. And how can you not a little smile in bewilderment after one of those episodes?

My reasoning for watching was simple: if Xena can make it in this world, so can I! It was pretty much my motto back in the day when I self-published. Whenever a situation seemed insurmoutable, I would think to myself: If Xena can make it, so can I!


And it worked.

Xena, however, has been MIA for quite some time, and I've been subconsciously looking for something current to reframe my mantra around. Now rewind to last Saturday and imagine me walking around in you average grocery store, and passing the refridgerator section where the eggs and whip cream are. What do I see?!?


Hello, Xena 2.0!


Ta-da! The Batter Blaster!!! I mean, I'm a lazy cook, but really?!? This is a business?

Attention consumers: are you too lazy to put pre-made pancakes in a toaster or microwave? Is adding water and stirring JUST too much? Do you hate the laborious task of cleaning that mixing bowl and spoon when you're all done mixing? Well, then do WE HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!

Introducing the Organic Batter Blaster--pancakes in a can! All you do is squirt the compressed batter out of this whip cream-sized can on to a sizzling skillet, and VOILA! Instant(ish) Organic Pancakes!

And if you're wondering how much batter each can holds, picture a large whip cream can. That's the size. Table for one?

Deep in my heart I love this product. I truly hope it succeeds so that every time I walk into a grocery store I can see it and think, If the Batter Blaster can make it in this world, so can I :)